Today, I went to the beachfront with my kids.

I found a sea shell and gave it to my 4 year old 
daughter and said "You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear." She placed the shell to her 
ear and screamed. There was a hermit crab inside and 
it pinched her ear. She never wants to go back! LoL I know this is 
completely off topic but I had to tell someone!